Breadsticks or Sex?

You can only choose one option:
Would you rather have 1.) An unlimited supply of breadsticks. (And I mean, warm, fresh-from-the-oven, whenever-you-want, delicious breadsticks from Olive Garden or whichever place you think serves the epitome of breadsticks) 2.) The best sex you could ever have with anyone you wanted for one day only. (Like, you seriously get to bang the person of your dreams and feel better than you ever have in your entire life.)

One of my friends kept asking everyone this question at our park party today. We spent a good chunk of time just talking about the pros and cons of each option, and the majority of us (like, everyone except Cathy) opted in favor of the plethora-of-breadsticks option. Here's why:

• Even if you get tired of eating breadsticks, you can always take a break because chances are, you'll crave them again in a week.
• You can sell the breadsticks back to Olive Garden for a higher price than you purchased them and get rich.
• You can become "Breadstick Man"- like the "Ice Cream Man" except a dude who gives little kids breadsticks from a truck!
• You can have sex with breadsticks....
• If you have the best sex of your life you could ever have only once, every other experience will fail in comparison. (Unless you decided to save that perfect sex moment until the day you died, in which case you'll know death were upon you which would probably ruin the experience.. probably.)